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16 July 2008 @ 02:32 pm
So I have been in a bit of a rut, lately, and finally back on track. Kind of.

And since no one has really been posting much in the community, which is okay, I mean, we all have lives and all, and we're not making any of you or what not, I am taking a piece out of a crack poem I wrote for the hell of it and posting it here.

The poem in full is "The Day that Aslan Sneezed", and can be found at church_aslan  , and you are not required to like it, or read it for that matter... We appologize for the lack of Chuck Norris. Edmund Keeps him out of Middle Earth, too. (That will make more sense when you read it.)

And now, for the Poem, the beginning, and Edmund portion, so that way you understand what's going on...

Aslan's Big SneezeCollapse )
 
 
22 June 2008 @ 11:58 am

Here is the page that if you wish to add your Narnian Based Community, you can advertise it here. Just post a comment with the name of the Community, and it will be added to the master list, so that others who wish to join may be able to find them. Acceptable Communities include anything involving the Narnia Series, the Actors or Actresses of the Movie, or anything of that like. Things not related don't exactly make the cut, if you ge what I mean.

Anyway, Enjoy <3

church_aslan

justkingedmund
 
 
21 June 2008 @ 01:22 am

Motivational Poster gags seem to be over done, but when certain ones spark the imagination, one can't help but do so...

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07 June 2008 @ 08:53 pm

Army of Chuckness

...Because even Bruce Campbell can't get rid of Chuck Norris...

ONLY EDMUND CAN!
((Helps to have seen "Army of Darkness", but we won't hold it against you. Great movie, btw. Comes Highly recommended <3))

 
 
30 May 2008 @ 12:26 pm

Edmund

Just so you know.

 
 
Current Location: :D
Current Music: :D
 
 
 
29 May 2008 @ 09:39 pm
And here we have it. Our first official Icon Post for the community... YAY! 8D

They will be sorted by creator, and if you have any you wish to share, post them in a comment, or send them to either hereinmypants  or ivanfanatic  to be added to this list. Everyone is more than welcome to use these icons, so long as you credit who made them.

Enjoy <3

By hereinmypants  
Reason For No Chuck Norris Cute and Kicks 99 Cents Edmund Is My King

By ivanfanatic  
Reason For No Chuck Norris 
 
 
28 May 2008 @ 04:49 pm

Everyone knows those "Facts" about how Chuck Norris is the greatest man alive. However, we here at edmund_norris so know the truth behind these "Facts"

HERE ARE THE REAL FACTS!

((Obtained and modified from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ ))

1. If Chuck Norris has five dollars, and Edmund has five dollars, Edmund has more money than Chuck Norris.

2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Edmund has the control. 

3. iTunes pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song because he then has to pay the money to Edmund

4. Chuck Norris can only sneeze with his eyes open because Edmund holds them open for him. 

5. Edmund makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

6. Chuck Norris learned how to kill two stones with one bird from Edmund

7. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Edmund

8. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Edmund likes and allows in Narnia, which does not include Chuck Norris

9. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be in the same dimensional plane as Edmund

10. Chuck Norris does not sleep because Edmund would get him in his dreams. 

11. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Edmund counted to infinity - infinity times. 

12. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, just another fist. Edmund on the other hand, has no need for another fist. He always wins.

13. When Edmund does a pushup, he’s pushing Chuck Norris away from Narnia. 

14. Edmund can lead Chuck Norris to water AND make him drink.

15. Nothing can beat Chuck Norris’ mighty roundhouses, except Edmund's sword.


((Granted, these are not the best, but if you have anymore to add, just place them in your comments <3))

 
 
I do not know how I stumbled upon this comm but I did.  The icon of the mod inspired me to write this crack!fic.  I hope you all enjoy it.  It's cheeky, so I hope you aren't easily offended!

Super Ninja Ed:  The Reason there is no Chuck Norris in Narnia
ONESHOT
Rating: NC-Crack!fic or ermm PG-BringASenseofHumour or or PG-13!
Summary: When Chuck-God threatens to invade Narnia, Jesus-Lion calls upon Super Ninja Ed to save it!
Warnings: It's a crack!fic. It's cheeky, smartass, and likely to offend anyone without a sense of humour.
Author’s Notes: CRACK!FIC I do not know God or Jesus-Lion. I wish I knew Edmund. Do not take offense to this, unless you really must. Also, please comment me if you love me, but if you don’t, then boo for me! 


 
 
26 May 2008 @ 08:17 pm
Every now and again, a post will be made that is strictly Icons that highlight the joys of Edmund and various gags presented through this community. Sometimes it gets rather hard and tedious to sit there and sort through all old posts to find them, so for your convenience, they will all be linked to from this page. Enjoy!

May 29th: http://community.livejournal.com/edmund_norris/1765.html
 
 
26 May 2008 @ 07:43 pm

The guidelines for this community are simple, and as follows. Please abide by them, as they are not really that complicated and for your own protection.

1) PLEASE NO FLAMING! People have the right to their own opinion, and just because you do not agree with others, does not automatically make them wrong and you right. In other words, PLAY NICELY, CHILDREN. Don’t make us get Edmund…

2) Give credit where credit is due. If you did not make something that you wish to share with the group, just say so. Plagiarism is a crime, or what not, plus, it it ain't playing nice. Even if you do not know who to properly give credit to, just at least tell us that you are not the creator. On that note, claim your stuff if you are picky about these things.

3) You are not required to be an active member. You may join and leave the community at any time.

4) When entering a contest, please read the guidelines for them before entering and meet the deadlines. You are not required to enter contests.

5) Try to keep on topic. This is a shrine to Edmund and his ability to kick ass (asses like Chuck Norris, or bears), and should generally stay along the perameters as such. Slash (though enjoyed by some) is not really our aim, so please avoid it.

Have fun and enjoy everything. This is all just goofy fun stuff for the sake of entertainment <3